Recently, I got a new bike helmet and I LOVE it. As Daddy always says, "safety first!" I will give you a lesson in this philosophy.
It's important to always wear your helmet while working with dangerous tools... you know, table saws, jackhammers, and tape measures.
When it's time to eat, leave that helmet on to protect from a stray hot dog or flying peach.
Most importantly, while using the facilities, keep that helmet on in case you fall off of your throne.
And, as a bonus, I would like to tell you about my new favorite snack... Veggie Booty! (I do not have an endorsement deal, I just love it.)
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